pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story

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The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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things i need

  • to live in new york city
  • unlimited money so i can see all the broadway shows i want
  • thats it
  • that’s literally all i need

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